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Wednesday, 28 October 2009

Book review

Richelle Mead (dont knwo why but i always sapell it rochelle :S)
any ways this book was good, im not sure but it felt liek i expected more out of it. But then again this could just be because im really good at guessesing whats going to happen in the end and figuring out who's who. Sorry to sound so cryptic, but i dont want to spoil it for you in case you do decide to read it.

How far will Rose go to keep her promise?

The recent Strigoi attack at St. Vladimir's Academy was the deadliest ever in the school's history, claiming the lives of Moroi students, teachers, and guardians alike. Even worse, the Strigoi took some of their victims with them. . . including Dimitri.

He'd rather die than be one of them, and now Rose must abandon her best friend, Lissa - the one she has sworn to protect no matter what - and keep the promise Dimitri begged her to make long ago. But with everything at stake, how can she possibly destroy the person she loves most?

These books are always good, theyre carefree and just fun to read, you finishe before you even realise and you look forward to the next. Never any real issues to deal with, just flirting, partying and ''working'' I think theres only going to be one more, it just better be a good ending.
Be careful or you'll get burned.
The three hottest au pairs in history are back, and this time they're ready to rule the Hamptons. Mara has all the VIPs in the hottest clubs hanging on her every word. Eliza's family is back from financial ruin; and she's got the platinum charge cards to prove it. Jacqui is newly single and ready for some steamy summer hook-ups. The girls seem to have it all this summer...but looks, as we all know, can be deceiving.

Mara's living every girl's dream: playing house with her boyfriend, Ryan Perry, on his parents' luxury yacht while writing a column about night-life in the Hamptons. With a press pass to every hot event, Mara's ready to hit the red carpet and scoop even the most seasoned journalists. If only she could get a pass from Ryan, who just wants her to stay home and cuddle.

Last summer's "No boys!" mantra is a distant memory for Jacqui. While the new au pair, Shannon, handles the Perry kids, Jacqui searches for some serious fun. And she doesn't have to look far: Three boy millionaires have moved in next door and are more than happy to compete for her affections. Thus Jacqui's new mantra is, "Why have just one when you can have them all?"

Eliza and Jeremy are in total relationship bliss. She's decided to take the next step with Jeremy and nothing's going to stop her this time. Unfortunately, what she thought would be a cakewalk internship for a famous fashion designer turns out to be more hours of hard labor than she, or her relationship, are ready for. Too bad Jeremy won't stop questioning her work ethic long enough for Eliza to get back in the mood.

The Au Pairs: Sun-kissed. Because it's soooo much more than just a job.

Im pretty sure i had a lot to say

But now i cant even think of one thing
Well i think ill satrt off by saying that my computer at home is DEAD. This is totally wacked cause i have a lot of lists on there as well as my book. FFS this is like the second book i will have lost becasue my computer needs to be rebooted or has just randomly decided to drop dead.

Where am i now? You ask?
Well im at the library, one of my favouraite places.
but unfortunatly i only have an hour to do wht i need to do.
I cant even listen to music because there are 5 strangers in the room with me....not including kid which would make 6.
HMMMMM yesterday i filmed more media stuff....went to London then my friends bar to film. Yes i was exhaustificated. But i made it through
Stupid Bus 387 Sped right past the 6 of us waiting in the cold at like 10:00pm and we had to wait ANOTHER 20minutes for the next one. Fun Fun Fun. But it was funny to see the simultaneous looks on our faces.

ERRRRRRRRM im quickly running out of time.
Oh yeah i forgot to tell Y'all that i finished Blood Promise by Rochelle Mead on Sunday. And finished Sun Kissed (an Au Pair novel) by Melissa De La Cruz last night....Yes it took me only 2days ^^

Me Kid and Younger decided to have a really lazy day. We woke up at like 11, then me and younger crawld into my parents bed next to kid (who was already there, why i do not know) and lay there watching some next film called Waterbabies, before we finally hoised ourselves up and out to tesco to get some lunch. Then here to the library. Though i need to be home ny 4....cause charmed it on ^^

Errrrrm im really hot right now. No air com in this stuffy library computer room, that and the fact that im wearing my Flannel Pyjama top under my hoodie.....I am in fact that lazy. i would have worn my bottoms to if it didnt look weird under my jeans :) It was an agreement me and the siblings made before we stepped out, each of us concealing a little bit of the lazy day we really wanted.

Need to start a new book (Writing and Reading)

Dont know when my next post will be due to my lack of internet.....and COMPUTER IN GENERAL

i dont know but i feel like CAPITALISING everything i say


Monday, 26 October 2009

A Devine Appretion

For wrestling....of All things for crying out loud.
I blame Kid. Thats all he ever does, watches wrestling, and me being the lazy sod that i am sitt here and watch it with him, well occasionally i doze, but after a while i started to get intrigued.And well it kind of helps that some of them are pretty hawt ;)
Not that im allowed to say that infront of kid, as he gives me evil looks, especially for liking the ones he hates.
He even started to explain to me the difference between Smack Down and Raw, and this whole Bragging Rights thing. Im not going to bore you with it now, so just look at the pretty pictures ^^

CM Punk

John Morrison

John Cena

The Miz

These are the only ones i can rememer. Me and Kid are currently wtching a Wrestling Maraton on Sky Sports 3, i think its supposed to be in hounor of the 2009 Smackdown vs Raw that was on last night at like 12:00am. Now i sed i was starting to like wrestling. But the hell id give up sleep to watch that ;)

Sunday, 25 October 2009


Note: DVD's can be added, once i think of them, and suggestions can be added

The mummy/The mummy returns
Harry Potter ALL
How to lose a guy in 10 days
Pirates of the carribean
Narnia: Lion witch wardrobe/Prince caspian
Bring it on 1-5
Twilight/New Moon
P.S I love You
The dark knight
Spiderman 1/2/3
The prestige
De Ja Vu
The butterfly effect
The wedding Planner
The sound of music
the wizard of oz
Seven wives for Seven Brothers
Lord Of the rings trilogy (1/2/3)
Iron Man?
The snow Queen (Two part Channel 4 Version)
Mama Mia
Never Been Kissed?
Bride wars
Peter Pan (2003)
Mulan Rouge
Down with love
Dead Poets Society
Barbie Films
Madame Doubtfire
Bicentenial Man
Original Batman
10 things i hate about you
A Beautiful Mind
How Framed Roger Rabbit
8 Mile
Theres something about Mary
Spirited Away
Fater of the Bride
Vantage Point
Step up/2
You got servered
Dance Flick
Ballet Shoes
Free Willy
Coming To America
Bevily hIlls Cop 1/2/3
The Litte Princess
The Secret Garden
My Fair Lady
James Bond
Sin City
17 Again
The Sisiterhood of the travelling pants/2
Driving Lessons
Wild Target
The Hannah Montanna Movie?
Snow White
Sleeping Beauty
Lion King/2
Little Mermaid
Peter Pan
Beauty and the Beast
High School Musical
Gossip Girl
Veronica Mars Season 1 and 2
Boy Meets World
Hom I met Your Mother
Gilmore Girls

Note: I'm not buying all sequals i.e: We dont talk about The Mummy 3

My superawesomness in Media

The Mistrusted....Year12 Coursework on Thrillers......I Got an A

This Part Is So Dead Just for the fun of it. Was meant to be a whole movie....but that didnt happen so instead its a trailer

Still Sunday

Erm cant remeber where i left off on my last post.....
ah well
Filming for media this week Tuesday and thursday, and i think ill try and find you some of my work so you can just understand the pure awesomness of my talent in medi ^^
I will actually make a DVD list for you, i have transfered my ideas from teh back of my econ book to this random piece of paper. Which i misplaced.
An dno luck on getting tha friend back....its hard to do when they're never online ore facebook, and i dont want to waste my credit calling.

BTW mother dearest is trying to go back on her word about the car. The hell im gonna let that happen. Started spouting off all this mumbo jumbo about ''Why do you want it. Its going to be hard to maintain. Your leaving soon (Not soon enough) You dont need one in Sheffield''

Did i mention in my other post taht i saw Tall Mixed race dude form diversity yestaerday in Lakey?
WELL since you asked....
There was this fashion show going on, and i stopped to watch cause i didnet want to go back into work. and then i looked to my left andthere he was (Videoing the perfomance on his phone) and i looked at him, and he looked at me. I raised an eyebrow at him, and he nodded at me and smiled.
I dont make a big deal of famous people.

Nazia said i should have run up to him screaming and gotten a hug.

You dont know this but i met him once before. Well me and Nazia did. Before they were famous. They were in Ilford doing a fashionshow (Which probably explains why he was videoing the one in Lakey..Reminicing. Either that or one of the dancers was his Girlfriend?)
They danced...OBVS...and did the whole Matrix piece they did on...erm Britains got Talent ?

He is the one RIGHT AT THE BACK, and also the tallest. Couldnt find an individual picture

Sunday Sunday Sunday

It's sunday
Nearly finished Blood Promise by Rochelle Mead only taken me 3 days (508pages) im not sure if thats good or bad. Bad for me, but i think that im purposly taking my time, cause i dont knwo when the next ones comming out. Or is theres even going to be a next on *Collective Gasp*

Kid is sick *Awwwww* NO. its nothing to be sympatetic about. Its annoying he's going around weeping and moaning one second then demand McDonalds and to go to a friends house the next. And of corse my lovely parents are taking it like suckers saying things like '
'Its good he has an appetite'' (Funny he didnt have an appetite when he realised he'd have to make his own cereal)
''Its good for him to go out and run around'' (He didnt seem feel like going out when it was time for Church)

Last day of work Yesterday *Collective Cheer* Was boring and monotonous. I took a 45minute break (extra 15mins) and sat in the changing room for nearly an hour and a half. Sometimes trying on clothes. and sometimes just sitting.
Im not ging to say anymore but...Wearing three bras is VERY restricting.
P.s....I found £10 at work. talk about lucky last day
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WATCHING PRIVLIDGED~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Write more in an hour

Friday, 23 October 2009

Nelle Says.........

Im back....Obviously

And all i can say is that i suppose today wasnt that bad
It was meant to be a CV day thing, but neither of us could be that bothered so we just looked around the market and went into a couple of shops. Thogh i did manage to give in 1 CV....Go me.
Errrrm bought a white top and Heels, the heels i bought only because they used to be £9.00 (£8.84) and they went down to £4.00 (£3.91) not particularly high, but they will suffice.
Ran into a guy from work....who is a complete stuck up arseface. But he was being civil so i let it go. Went into H&M and tried on this super cute red dress, but it wasnt low cut. :)
Hmmmmm im forgetting something im so sure....
Ah yes, i bought 3 DVD's today from HMV.....

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

That is on the phone with Nelle


She just showed up.

Cock A Doodle Do

Morning sunshine
Okay so dont peg me as an early bird, because im would nver normally be awake or at least fully functional at such a time when i have a day off school
me completly forgeting about this day off booked a driving lesson at 10:30AM even though i stayed up reading the latest vampire academy book (Blood Promise) till about 2:00AM. And you should be ashamed by now if you dont know that i need at LEAST 8hours sleep. *Sigh*

Ah well im awake now
and impatiently waiting for Nazia to show up, as we are meant to be going out, though im half hoping that she will call and cancel cause im reallllly cant be botherd to move at the moment and would be perfectly happy crawling up in my bed continuing my (Nelle's) book. *Sigh*
Ive actually sunk to the level where im about to tell you what i ate for break fast
Two slices of toast (one thin and one fat bread)
melted cheese on bread
Though this is more like brunch casue i dont do breakfast and it was lik 11:45
Younger is meant to be going out soon, its just the two of us cause kid is thankfully at school, we're just in a jamming mood and she cba to go out eaither, but shes made plans with nazias sister. Freaky right?

Right my friend (if that) isnt talking to me :(
To be fair it is my fault as i do have a tendancy to push people away, for valid but mostly invalid reasons. I just tried starting up a convo saying ''Plans today?'' You know just keeoing it casual. But alas no reply :(
I deserve it, i am a complete bitch. I did the same thing with nazia but im lucky she lovs me enough to forget it happened :)
OK dont ask cause your not gettingt he name of this person. BUT as i live breat and blog i shall get them talking to me again by............erm i dunno November? Yeah sure lets go with that

Moving on
Ive added National Treasure/2, Big and Jack to my DVD list, and can i say its getting pretty long and considering im going to be out of a job soon. It will take me a while to get them all. But im well excited
I know i promised you a list and dw you will get one soon.
Me thinks thats all i have to say this fine friday afternoon, so i am off to lounge infront of the TELEVISION and hope i dont have to move for the next 9hours. Fingers crossed

Ta Ta For Now

Thursday, 22 October 2009

The official Gym Song

Now the guys have brought in an Ipod dock and an ipod (obv's)
this song seems to always come up on the days of gym (Monday wednesday and Friday)
So me and Nazia decided it is teh offical gym song, that only the regulars will recognise

Hello Hello Hello Aloha *Sings in a croaky  beautiful voice*

(Private joke between me....and well me)

Out of Sync

Time Now 17:55
Is what i have been with my blogging.
No clue why, but you knwo when you just feel like doing nothing?

Anywho im currently booty popping to that song Zingolo, from that cadburys advert
Texting Sarah even though i can clearly see that she is online (Im appearing offline)
What a waste of credit

This week i accidently sent off my UCAS
Stared filming my music video as part of the media coursework
Neglected our Radio station
Got back my UCAS
Vexed at my driving instructer just cause im in a crappy mood
Bonded with this year 9 kid who got in trouble for hitting a girl 3 times over the head
Got a C on my Economics Essay (My first, as i always get D's) cause it was a really good read (Ookay?)
Found out the year 9 kid got expelled (If that means he gets to come back eventually...Or excluded:\)
Started Making my DVD list in economics
..........................................Goes and Watches TV..........................................
Time Now 22:08
Decided on days to film more media during the holiday
Talked on the phone with Nazia
Realised there was 4 Sisterhood books
Talked on the phone with Sezz
Danced around the living room
Re-Noticed how selfish kid is
Ate dinner
Remembers i need to check my libary books online
will do that tomorrow
Though about my plans for tomorrow
Thinking about how quitting my job means no cashola
Need to pay for Glaysbury Trip

Thats all for tonight folks

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Book Review

The second sisterhood of the travelling pants by Ann Bradshaw

It was errrrm interesting, not as good as the first
Carmen: Annoying Brat
Tibby: Sweet
Bee: I liked her in this one
Lena: Also liked...poor Kostos and Yay Paul

Monday, 19 October 2009

Still cba

But heres the book i just finished

Your favorite bikini-clad au pairs -- good-girl- turned-It-Girl Mara, spoiled Eliza, and Brazilian bombshell Jacqui -- are back for another season of skinny-dipping in Georgica Pond, tanning on Main Beach, and oh, yeah, babysitting for the Perry kids too. The au pairs think they're ready for another summer of outrageous fun, but a lot of things have changed since last year....

Mara dumped Ryan, the ├╝ber-hot older brother of the kids she's babysitting, and opted out of spending winter break in Palm Beach with the family. Now she wants him back, but is he hers for the taking?

Eliza and Jeremy agreed to see other people at the end of last summer, but Eliza's done a lot more than look at other boys...namely Ryan Perry. Can Eliza keep their Palm Beach hookup a secret from Mara?

Jacqui managed to stick to her no-more-boys rule all year, but when she meets the Perry's newest au pair, Philippe, a gorgeous French guy, she's not so sure she'll be able to maintain her resolve. After all, aren't rules made to be broken?

This summer Mara, Eliza, and Jacqui will manage to find trouble (and a party!) wherever they go. But if they're not careful, their friendships, their guys, and their perfect summer jobs could fade away faster than last year's tans.

Sunday, 18 October 2009


*Cant be asked*
To post anything but tomorrow i shall fill in on

Book i hopefully finish to tonight
primary schools
10things i hate about you
and probably DVD's

Might take another nap before Pinocchio (Spelling?)

Saturday, 17 October 2009

Me? Blogging on a a Saturday? At such a rediculous time? Say it aint so!

Okay screaming croud of people

Calm down its not the end of the world Yet

Anywho yes i know it is strangley out of the ordinary that i am blogging on a saturday, as i usually do all my weekend blogging on a monday. But lucky for you i had the day off work (Whoo) usually around now they would be forcing me to stay another half hour....and i would instead sneakyily leave by going up to flights of stairs down the escalator and then taking the lift. BUT not today. I booked a holiday cause i though why not im leaving in a few weeks (31st-which i booked off again)
So today was a relativly boring and cold day. But i had an interview at ''Evans'' which i think went well because as i shook the womans hand as i was leaveing she commented.....
''You have very cold hands, Jennifer''
I decided to take that as a good thing, and wnt on my merry way.

Got home at 1:00 (the time i would have been starting work) and did an economic essay, reattempted my math homework (That didnt go to well) and cleaned my room before realising i had nothing left to do. Nazia was out and left her phone at home so we didnt go out. BUT once i got home i realised how cold it was so was momentarily grateful.
So basically when im bored or have time i slather my face in make up....Some people do yoga, i make myself look like a clown Obviously i did it properly and an hour later i skipped downstairs and watched a bit of ''Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone'' but i changed over because kid was getting annoyed at me and younger talking along. Watched an icarly movie and mother dearest came back from tesco with scones dont i sound incredibly british?

Now here i am and im gonna jet upstairs and play abit of kingdom hearts 2....ive been sadly rejecting it since school began.
Oooh My phone went off...Its Sarah, heck you might as well read what she said....Dont get excited its nothing interesting...
Hey are we doing anything for media tomoro? Filming or buying ties? tb to my number. Sarah xxx

No sarah we're not
I'll text her back in a bit

Ciao for now

Friday, 16 October 2009


4000 characters my arse

There i am, basking in my own personal bliss, thinking
''Well done Jen you've finally finished your personal statement''
I means seriously dudes its taken me WEEKS of half hearted attempts and blunt shut downs from vicious teachers and it was all finally over

I came up against a wall Named UCAS

Useless Castrating Annoying Services *Note: find out what it means*

Anyways i copy my lovel 4000 charactered personal statement into UCAS and what do they tell me?
one sec lemme copy and paste

Your personal statement is 18 character(s) too long to be saved.

These extra characters will be removed if you move from this section.
Last saved date: 16 October 2009 11:11:07

Session will timeout in 22:26

I mean really.....REALLY?
oh well i guess that meas im removing 18characters. I hate that i cant find a loop hole..........

Thursday, 15 October 2009

Radio vs Music Video

Im always doing the radio thing so takes me a few weeks before i actually see the Music video
and thpoint of this is.....

Damn catchy song, but this little girl thinks she's so hot...why i dont know. But she has nice hair and mentions Britney....I like Britney


My New and most favoraite song

And as an added bonus it turns out that, what ever her real name is AKA Blair Waldorf from gossip girl is in this video, and now i know everybody is a wannabe Actor if your a singer, or singer if your an actor. And before i knew this was her and i heard it on the radio i did like the female voice part, so i give her her Kudos.

Damn me being once again being sucked into the whirlwind that is Miley Cyrus and her catchy songs

I dont know how this happens....i blame the media ;)
well the radio

Party in the USA i cannot stop playing, and the song aint even that great i just like certain parts
ah well

Also loving Cobra Ships song: Good girls gone bad
which i heard a few times on the radio
then heard yesterday on Gossip Girl

Back to my stupid math homework which me no comprende senieor (spelling?)

Copying the answers takes so damn long :|
*Clicks play for the 6th time on Miley's new song*

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

The News and other happy stories

Yeah forget happiness the news was created to inflict sadness, depression and GUILT on the world. Never have i listened in (Cause i dont watch the news) and herd a positive or Non dramatic segment for longer than two and a half minutes. GAH

Went gym today and sweated like a half roasted rooster in the middle of the austrailian outback.
But didnt get time on the stomach thing becasue of some annoying year 11's....they just dont know when the parties over.

Had a duh-vine convosation with Peterpan, and it was determined, by me. That he is actually really cool, and this teacher thing he's got going on is just a phase....I mean he gets drunk and said he could drink the entire class under the table (challenge?) met shane meadows whilst drunk and wants to go on aa American road trip next summer.....Jealous?

You know me so well

Gossiping Girl

Can i just say that i HATE serena van der woodsen (spelling?)

She is a selfish and unfair manipulative bitch.


I love the whole Chuck and Blair thing.....But i LOVE chuck more

That is all

New Moon and other Fiasco's

Why does everyone like new moon the least?
Just becasue Edwards not in it?
I know its all a matter of opinion etc.
But i just realised how many people feel that way
And i think its stupid
The books are Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn
The Adventures of Edward Cullen the Foxy mysterious vampire porn star
and other titles similar yo that.

So yeah just thought id say
Try not to castrate me for that comment ^^
(Even thou you can't castrate girls)

Book Review

Whooo finished another book, im so totally on a role bitches :)
To be honest this Reed girl was the most ah-noying girl. Its all about her, someones stalking her, shes flirting with her accessory to murder brest friends on again off a againg boyfriend....Yes she's smart I dunno, i like how the book is based on one thing that leads up to a big thing, and every book ends on a cliffhanger and blah blah blah i really cant be bothered to say anymore about it to be honest, but i bet IVY orcherstrated it all, and poor whats his name....shit i forgot her boyfriends name.....He's sweet

The price of power...

After Cheyenne Martin's death, everyone at Easton Academy is struggling to recover from yet another tragedy--especially the girls of Billings Hall. With Cheyenne gone, they need to elect a new leader. And who better than Reed Brennan, the ultimate Billings Girls?

As the new Billings president, Reed suddenly has access to power she never imagined. Gossip is reported to her immediately, she has first dibs on everything from dining tables to dorm rooms, and Billings's most powerful alumnae are at her beck and call. So when Easton's students discover they're the only prep school on the East Coast not invited to this year's all-inclusive Legacy party, everyone turns to Reed to get them back on the list.

Reed is the most powerful girl at Easton.
She revels in her newfound status, but knows better than anyone that the Bilings leaders have a tainted legacy: Ariana was institutionalized, Noelle was expelled, and Cheyenne just died. History has a way of repeating itself at Easton, and now that Reed has everything she's ever wanted, she has everything to lose.

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Toy Story 3

I need to buy DVD's
Damn just remebered i need to order my friends birthday present


I dont think ive ever growled so much in my eintire life (Yes i do realise how strange that is) BUT my driving instructer was pissing me off.
Yes i kno i kno dont bother telling me that they all know what theyre doing and that its theyre job, cause that aint what i need to hear right now.
I was in fact listening to what he was saying but NOOOOOhe wouldnt listen to what i was saying. Im paying you ou bloody retard.

Ok im okay now......(Hi Sean)
I do in deed like this driving instructer so dont get the wrong idea.

Monday, 12 October 2009

The trilogy comes to an end

Zoom Zoom Zoom

I want a car, and im not bragging or being bratish, but my motto is ''I always get what i want'' Wow that does sound bad doesnt it? But what ever happend to a little positive thinking? I have to say i am somthing of a pessimist BUT this is one thing i try to keep certain. I alway get what i want. (I came up with that after watching some snobby kid when i was on holiday in America)
And right now i wat a car. Well not now, for my birthday in March. Its a 6month plan that involves me bring it up when i can and actually just say ''....So about this car'' when ever silence fills the convosation and i think if i do this at the right interals i shall have a car by my birthdate. All i need is to play on my mothers guilt and fathers pride. I dont know much about cars, all i know is colours and shapes, and here are a few of the ideas i have come up with, factoring in cost £1000 or under hopefully or a max of £2000 if i REALLY have to.

The Peugeot 206cc

 The Ford KA

The Peugeot 206

House and other tragedies

This weeks instalment of the much loved US insane doctor ended in his freedom.....Oops maybe shoulda mentioned that this post would be a bit ofa spoiler? Meh, tool ate. i dont know i suppose i waslooking forward to a fewmore episodes of the estranged docter being forced into being the one thing he hates the most...A patient. Ah well, he did manage to cure both that silent chick and Freedom Meister. Made a friend in Alby and had what i think was Sex with a married woman, not a bad week for a pshyciatric patient i think. Lastly and probably most importantly; he experienced pain and talked about it instead of hiding behind a bottle of Vicoden. We shall see how long this lasts, as house goes back to work next week.

Getting Rid Of Matthew by Jane Fallon

This was all in all a good read. Thats about all i can think to say about it. The concept was unique and the character witty, she did at points remind me of my favoraite bounty hunter StephaniePlum, but no one could compare to her <3. Anywho heres what its basically about:

What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie (and their two daughters) and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore...
Plan A - stop shaving your armpits, and your bikini line; tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks; stop having sex with him; pick holes in the way he dresses; don't brush you teeth, or your hair, or the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin; buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around.
Plan B - accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie; give yourself a fake name and identity; befriend Sophie; actually begin to really like Sophie; snog Matthew's son (whose the same age as you by the way. You're not a paedophile); buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity; befriend Matthew's children. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong. "Getting Rid of Matthew" isn't as easy as it seems, but along the way, Helen will forge an unlikely friendship, find real love and realize that nothing ever goes exactly to plan...

My next bookreview will be on Legacy by Kate Brian, its part of the Private series.

Anything else that may come to mind

Errm the only thing that i can think of is this show i watched a bit of last night after house. In Treatment. Which is basically about a phsiciatrist and each episode is based on one of his patients, the problems they go through and his advice, its all in a room talking, but after you get past that and how boring it may seem its OK...though to be fair i didnt sit the whole way throughthe 30mins :) ANYWHO at the end of the week he goes to his own phsiciatrist and complains about his patients and his problem to her. Crazy.

And that my lovelies is the end of my blog rampage, this monday

Part Deux

Can i just state now that i dont like X-Factor nothing personal i just dont enjoy the whole reality show gimmick. But considering the younger totally adores it and kid and mother dearest watches it with her i have no choice but to put up with it in my house.
So ill just say that them twins....God i cant rember thier name; well who ever they are they are funny people. twins in general give me jokes but i dunno theres something about these guys that make me laugh. They're cute kids, and i think it waill be interesting to be their friends.

Also theres this blod kid, hes CUTE
Guy with the fuzzy hair is a bit strange and spends to much time taking care of his hair (An hour and a half i heard on the radio this morning)...Jamie?
That girl who is overly excited makes me laugh OH so much, they played a mini clip from her back stage on the radio, and i just creased.
The only reason i know so much is because i watched the intro last night, as i do enjoy a good perfomace (Black eyed peas- Tonights gonna be a good night) and straigh after their adaptation there was a little rundown of whos who. So dont start asking me questions about them or whatever.

Say Cheese, and other weird phrases

Erm so basically some girl FINALLY put up the year 7 school pictures (After consistant nagging from Nazia) and my GOD where they hi-larious. I have to say much ''banter'' was had picking apart how ugly we all were. Top three with thw highest comments....Nazia...Uz...Me ^^ but hey i say everyone is meant to look ugly when they are that age. And all those who wanted the pictures to be taken down should stop being so immature, just laugh at yourself. Its not like they had any Poodle for a wild example 5/6 years ago
And another thing. The girl who put them up got it off the teachers computer drive
Should we be worried???

Cinderllas Happily ever after

There was a party this weekend (Partaaay!) But. I couldnt go because i had work (Awwww) thanks. Anyways to be honest i couldnt be bothered, same songs, same people, tahts to be honest i really dont even like. If i cant stand them at school, whay should i go out of my way to see them out side of school, in heels and dresses. Theyre still the smae people right? Well im on to talk, im a sucker for dressing up and the whole shabang that goes with it.
This hasnt really got anything to do with naything, but i thought you chould know that cinderella didnt really get to go to the ball. There was no godmother, and there was no prince, and no talking mice. Just rats and her delusions and in the end she threw herself off a cliff for a little attention and ended up in the psychiatric ward where she got all the attention she needed. She shoulda just put on the radio lonely attention seeking cow.

The means to an end?

So yesterday before i went to bed in my lovely froggy pj's i wrote a lisy of all the stuff i was gonna blog about this early monday morn during my first free. (Which it turns out has become something of a habit) Now im not sure if this will be one long ass blog entry, or it will be split. I dunno i guess i should just start and see what happens Yar?

Customers or Death?

Okay so by now i bunch of you should know that i work at primark, and yes its every bit as fun as you think it is. The customers are constantly asking you the most rediculous things, here are a few lines from then and me, including my thoughts.
''Its Hot in here isnt it?''
''Ha Ha Yeah'' oh god here we go again

''I dont know how you cope''
''Hmmm'' Well thats what im paid to do

''Excuse me where are your customer services?''
''Third Floor'' Incase you dont here the announcement every 5minutes, or missed the big blue sign
''Whats it doing up there?''
''No Clue'' Bitch, suck on a lemon
Well its a good thing im leaving at the end of the month, casue im not sure i can take anymore stupid ass cutomers and their repetitive questions and strained small talk. My job is to help you, not to be an escapism for your lonliness.
That is the only math you need in my house.
So anyways i went to bed quiet late on Saturday.....about 3:02am to be precise ;) because i just wanted to read as much of my current book as possible so that i could move on to the next, there is a pile next to my bed, that has finally began to even out. So as you SHOULD know i dont fare well with less than 8 hours sleep, so you can image why when i roled over to check the clock in the morning, i completly forgot that it had stopped at 8:15 (Even though its been frozen like that for nearly a year, moving it back or forth an hour when need be). Re rolling over to check my phone what seemed like 5mins later, you can imagine my shock when it said 10:48 (We're meant to leave at 10:30 cause church starts at 11:00)
Shit i thought. Shit i said, as i stumbled out of bed to my bathroom, and started brushing my teeth whilst rumaging through my clothes, and assuring my mother that i would be down in a minute after hearing her yelling at everyone to get into the car.
Long story short.... I got ready in time and although i sounded groogy and left my phones at home, i saved myself from being nagged to death by mother for the rest of the week about why i missed church. As if God would smite her for my missing church for one day.
Chip Diddy Chip
New fascination with chipmunk, no not the animal, although they are dead cute, and my sister did say she'd get me one :)

I thought he was my age-ish (17/18) but he's not, hes older, and not by much, born in November 1990, same year as the prodigal daughter. I dunno i think he just makes me laugh for some reason, and he was on the radio and is actually a funny guy it turns out. As well as the fact Dave Kelly was taking the mick out of him on the radio. ''What is his name? is it Chipmuck, Chip Diddy Chip, or this Cuzzy person?''
I think also because im liking his music more and more that i just stared wondering, Who are you? His real name is something like Jamal or Jamezial i dunno cant remember and cant be bothered to wiki him at the moment.

A few lines form his song Chip Diddy Chip

My names chip diddy chip

I dont ever tolerate lip diddy lip
I dont play around im just trying to do ma music
but say the wrong thing n i'l flip diddy flip

I bet he gets all the girls with those lines ;)

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Prep List

Stuff i need to blog about but dont yeat have the time....

Primark...the customers and the workers and the pay...arg
Church...Fun stuff
X factor
School Pictures
Cinderella and the Ball
The book ive just finished
The book ive just started
Anything else that may come to mind

But right now sleep is needed, so until tomorrow i bid you fare the well

Friday, 9 October 2009

Its not me its you

US goving up on themselves

Dear HEROES, I'm sorry, I really am, but we're breaking up. It's not's you. I was willing to give you another chance even after those two horrendous seasons, but after what you did to me on Monday night, we can no longer even be friends. Don't call me, don't write me, even in the unlikely case of you getting interesting again. We're through. You can keep the kids; I'm taking my dignity. I'm sorry you're so poorly written, I really am, but this is goodbye. —eliott256

Dudes got apoint....but mostly this was very amusing to read, considering it was just a comment from a random starnger....Unless he's an awesome writer type person in disguise?
Why do i do this to myself? :S

Get your Nightlights

Heard this from Vintage Vixen

For the first time in 40 years, The Harvard Lampoon will publish a parody novel, this time putting a tongue-in-cheek spin on Stephenie Meyer’s best-selling Twilight series. Random House’s Vintage Books plans to release Nightlight as a paperback original on Nov. 3, just in time for the Nov. 20 opening of the Twilight movie sequel New Moon. “‘Funny’ might get you a blog post these days, but it’s the Lampoon-level of satire that makes Nightlight worth every pseudo-bloodsucking, angst-ridden page,” says a Vintage press release. “Nightlight stakes at the heart of what makes Twilight tick…or, really, cuts to the core of it…. Brooding and hilarious, let Nightlight be your guide through the Twilight fandom that has eclipsed the mind of every teenager you have ever met.” The last Harvard Lampoon satirical novel, a J.R.R. Tolkien send-up titled Bored of the Rings, was published in 1969.

According to the Vintage release, Nightlight follows a “pale and klutzy” girl named Belle Goose, who moves to Switchblade, Oregon, and meets Edwart Mullen, a “super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls.” The vampire-obsessed Belle becomes convinced Edwart is one of the undead after witnessing events she considers otherworldly (”Edwart leaves his Tater Tots™ untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!”).

Thursday, 8 October 2009

The Chosen one...well five

1. Sheffield Hallam

2. Nottingham Trent University

3. Northampton

4. Staffordshire

5. University of Teesside

Obviously they are the univerities i have decided i want to think about attending, (im so long) gotta do more research first about stuff...
...and oh yeah actually write an ACCEPTABLE personal statement

Ha ha ha seriously its not funny

So what do schools think these day?

''OOOOOH, i know'' said teacher A at the latest staff meeting, ''Lets give the kids Elephants to take home so they can annoy their families''
''Hmmmm dont you think thats over doing it Teacher A'' Comments the Head teacher
''How about trumpets?'' Teacher B suggests, stealling teacher A's thunder
''Genius'' replies the headteacher, barley glancing away from his game of solitaire and taking no notice of the dagger stares between the two teachers

OH yeah the Point....KID now has a blooming trumpet....and guess where he's playing it RIGHT this 22:37pm....RIGHT NEXT TO ME, ARG

Can you hear the SIRENs coming?

More about my new fixation of clothing, ive moved past the Ed Hardy's.....Kind of, as well as the pastries (Im in denial)

Siren Cardigans=Lush
Basically from the front its a cardi with a small design on the fron next to the right poket, but on the back, is an exact replica of this design...Only BIGGER

1. No thats not me.....OBVS
2. I dont want mine with a cat
3. I want the Unicorn or the Pirate one
4. Cant find a picture to show you :(

Gotta Love March 2nd

Yes because it is in fact my birthday......DONT forget ;)


It turns out its this guys birthday too......

And of course you cannot fully judge a guys fitness levels till you see him in a suit (Mostly cause they make all guys look hott)

Who plays Patrick on ABC's remake of 10 things i hate about you. Now i tyhink he looks like a better edward than Robbie P....Sorry but he has that Vamp air about him, oh yeah and he's fit.
Though i cant help but sometimes see him without a nose. Like the original Bratz cartoons

Sorry cant get it any bigger, but google Bratz Boyz if your as sad as i am, though i doubt thats possible ^^


Book Review

Finally Finished and it bloody well took me long enough, and can i say that i LOVE Zadist, and its no surprise he was the one that was a blood/sex slave for nearly a century, poor troubled soul. Whoop so that means that ive read the first 3 in the series, and theres like what another five to go. Happy Go Lucky.
SO im currently reading ''Getting Rid Of Matthew'' Review when ive finished.
And im still on Dizze Rascal and his Dirty Dirty Money ;)


Can i just say that i was a siren cardigan.........Well i think thats what theyre called i dont really know, saw them a while ago on the net and recently in that market place i was talking about for £30.
Fear not....I will get you pictures soon

Monday, 5 October 2009

Halfway there

So far condeneced the good old personal statement to 4272 characters (With spaces)
Picked out my 5 choices

All i need to do is actually FILL OUT the ucas stuff
and erm hope Mumsi doent get a heart attack out of how far away ive applied.

Si onara for tonight...It was Kids birthday...well technically still is, so i get cake ^^
Then its sleep times so i can finish the lat 8 chapters of this blessed book thats taken me so long :(

Sugar Manic

Trugged (?) all the way to Tesco in the drizzly rain just to satify my random sugary needs

All for Just £4.06.....Gosh i love having my card on me

Sunday, 4 October 2009

Character List

Last blog of the day
i know i know hold back the tears, beacuse fear not young ones.....I will be back

So i dont like metioning names in thy blog....Usually so heres a briefy rundown of who is who in my head

Prodigal Daughter......My Older sister, she's finally gone to uni and a very nice, person. You can imagine the wild times we would have if we ever went to a party together.

Younger......Basically my younger sister, she looks a little like me, and has taking an annoying habbit to copy my characteristics, but im prettier

Kid.....The youngest of the four, my brother the brat

Father Dearest and Mumsi are obvious

Sez......We both have blogs and we're in the same media class

Nazia....hmm i should come up with something for her cause it just wouldnt be fair (3Minutes later) I just asked her if i actually had a nickname for her....and i dont so i guess she'll be known as Nazia.


Life sucks when your not on google :(

Ok so this started on Friday...or maybe it was before that, with my memeory who knows ^^
Me and sez were tryna see if our blogs/myspace/facebook/anything else came up on google

Rules: It had to be on the firt two pages, larger credibility depending who near the top it came up.

So sez types in 'Jus cos' and her's is basically the second link...
and to rub it in, her myspace comes up as well.
Yay for her.

Then it comes to me and im trying my very hardest not to be melodramatic
welcome to my world
*Welcome to my world*
I was typing jsut about anything i could think of on google....seriousley

i literally gave up on froggle ever excepting me, i mean no fair, how many other ''Lets not be melodramtic''s can there actually be right?
Damn froogle kept trying to correct me kmt

So i left the music block and went to the study room, and was on one if the comps there trying to find an ounce of existance (cause googling yourself is damn addictive) and there i was.
The one and only letsnotbemelodramatic on google. Sez said it shouldnt count (Shes jelous cause she was second)
And before i end this post, do you want to knwo what the maost retarded thing was?
I can tell your gagging for it so i'll tell you
The only reason i came up was because in a previous post i had mentiond that letsnotbemelodramatic never apperars.
And the crem du la crem.
Count how many times i mentioned my blog name in this post.

So im sitting here

waiting for my media thingy to upload on scribd (Seriously what does that mean?) and i thought, hey i'll post some stuff about my weekend, and im sure i had some seriously interesting stuff to post.
But i cant remeber what :(
Went out yesterday and was alright, but go to one 18th and you realise they are all the same. Maybe i should pace myself. Though to be honest i dont even like the people in my year so why am i even going?

Ah well the plan worked and i forgot what an ex-cellent actress i am *Cue watery eyes*

Ah-My-Gawd, Younger just quotes the Clique movie, i shall re enact
Scene 1 act 1
Its an average rowdy sunday evening in the Francis house, enter Younger being chased by kid, as she charges into the computer room a coaster misses her head. Younger decides shes not taking this anymore, and stands to a halt at the door preventing kid from entering. She glares down at him.
Younger: Did I invite you to my BBQ?
Kid: What? Get out of my way Ugly
Younger: I said did i invite you to my BBQ
Kid: Erm No you weirdo..
Younger(and me who realised where this was going): Then why you all up in my grill
End Scene

Oh yeah i like the whole....Dressing up to rediculously high heels makeup out at night dance till you cant feel you feet watch other people get wasted while your just tipsy Scene.

This was a strange post

Call Me Fickle

I have a new favoraite (I can nver spell that) Song
Thats what i get for constantly listening to the radio i suppose, but then again i aint complaining. I love the way the beat drops when he starts rapping

Dizze Rascal-Dirty Money

P.s: because i cant be botherd to do a full pist rant....BUT waddup with the Veronicas and England? Not that me no likey them, but as soon as i deleted their songs off my classic MP3 Player before the summer i hear on the radio....''Its a new song playing here first on Capital, The Veronicas: Untouched'' Psssh that song has been out for time.
P.P.S (Or P.S.S) I need to updat my weekend on here, why do i never have the time?
Or and i need to show you this Ah-Mazing cardigan that i want, and that they are finally selling in shops (Well ilford market place near the station) but cant afford :(

OKay im back to doing media....Privlidged on at 7:oopm an House season 6 episode 1 on at 9:00pm
Woow im amazingly sad :)

Thursday, 1 October 2009

Its Baaaaaack

So there i was on the computer, and all of a sudden i hear a familiar song, i hummed along not realising what it was, as it had been so long. It felt like a dream, or a dream of a dream. Next thing you know Yonger shouts ''Oh My Gosh'' and then i realised what it was...

Its been years since i watched it, as british television couldn't afford to keep it playing on Cartoon Network. Though to be fair there is like over 200 episodes. Gotta love Anime

Impatiently waiting

Not sure if these are the US release dates.....

Jennifer's Body September 18th 2009
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant October 23rd 2009
Twilight Sega: New Moon November 20th 2009
Fantastic Mr. Fox November 25th 2009
The Princess and the Frog November 25th 2009
Hoodwinked 2: Hood vs. Evil January 15th 2010
When in Rome January 29th 2010
Valentines Day February 12 2010
Alice in wonderland March 5th 2010
Robin Hood May 14th 2010
Shrek forever after May 21st 2010
Prince of persia: Sands of time May 28th 2010
Footlose June 18th 2010
Toy Story 3 June 18th 2010

Twilight Sega: Eclipse June 30th 2010
Avatar, the last airbender July 2nd 2010
Beastly July 30th 2010
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1 November 19th 2010
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader December 10th 2010
Spiderman 4 May 6th 2011
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 July 15th 2011
Happy Feet 2 November 18th 2011
The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn December 23rd
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides  Summer 2011
Men in Black 3 2011


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